Ask me anything   Janae. 19. F. Aspiring comedienne (Not really) I'm just a foul mouthed, cynical asshole.

[All Original Material Based Off Real-Life Conversations. Unless Otherwise Specified]

I’m Home!

Thanksgiving was great~ but I am definitely happy to be back at Smith.

— 10 months ago with 2 notes
#Smith College 


I had a crush on David Bowie when I was a teenager :D

What a gorgeous man.

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— 10 months ago with 53706 notes
#David Bowie  #Crush  #Love 

Just finished eating thanksgiving dinner with my family and friends. Let the food coma commence.

— 10 months ago
#happy thanksgiving  #family  #atetoomuch 

Whoa! If this isn’t awesome, then I don’t know what is.

— 10 months ago
"…I was like 14 walking around thinking about what the word ‘pussy’ meant. I would be all like—What is this stuff that rappers love so much?"
Megan Hearst
— 10 months ago with 2 notes
#wtf  #DidSheJustSayThat!  #Atthedinnertable  #NeverADullMoment  #pussy  #rappers 

At The Dinner Table

Person:"You're from Providence? I'm from Cranston man, what school did you go to?"
Me:"E-Cubed Academy."
Person:"OH, Where is that?"
Me:"Oh I don't… I don't really know."
How did I ever get accepted to any college? I can't even tell you the location of my high school, in a state that everyone forgets about and is the size of a bugger on a map.
— 10 months ago
#WTF  #lmfao  #DidSheJustSayThat!  #notsmart  #awkwardconversations  #providence  #cranston rhode island  #rhode island 


Professor:”So I went to chase duckett for dinner—”

Students: “It’s called chuckett”

Proffesor: “Is that what they call it, chuckett? Well, yeah hah. That’s what the food looked like.”

This will always be a relevant statement at Smith College!
— 10 months ago with 23 notes
Megan:"…Because of the cold and the winter I get really slow."
Chloe:"Are you a lizard?"
— 10 months ago with 4 notes
#DucketHouseDinnerTable  #NeverADullMoment  #LOL  #WTF  #Didkshejustsaythat? 
My life is ruined, kind of…

Now that I am an adult, everything from my childhood sucks and nothing is as glorious as I once thought, including Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

— 10 months ago
#SadRealizations  #Struggle  #Stupid Essay Writing 
"All Lil Wayne does is rap like a frog and scream EHHHHH!!!"
Megan Hearst
— 10 months ago with 1 note
#Bullshit  #LMFAO 

Well who didn’t see that coming?

— 10 months ago
#TheWalkingDead  #Governor  #Wtf 

Buster, you are so right!

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— 10 months ago with 16357 notes